Mom's loving care,
right in your pocket.

The Ultimate Funny Habit Tracker App

MadreMia is a lovingly nagging, humorous all-in-one habit tracker and lifestyle companion that watches over your daily habits exactly like your real mom would. Didn't drink enough water? Time to go to bed? Mom is on it!

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Mom is watching your every move

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Animated Hydration Tracker

Watch your screen literally fill up with fluid wave animations as you log your water. Track your entire week, hit your daily goal, and unlock sweet rewards like a shower of celebratory confetti and virtual mom kisses!

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Cheat-Proof Focus Timer

Track your actual app usage and reveal your Top 3 time-wasting apps. Need to touch grass? Lock in with the strict 25-minute Focus Timer. Warning: if you try to minimize the app to check social media, Mom will track you down with an angry push notification and a severely disappointed confrontation when you return!

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Hardware-Tracked Sitting Guard

MadreMia hooks directly into your phone’s background motion sensors to calculate exactly how long you’ve been inactive. If you've been sitting for over an hour without a step, Mom commands you to get up.

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Bedtime

Staying up past your bedtime? Mom isn't going to sleep until you do! Smash your 7-hour daily sleep goal to earn virtual mom kisses and keep her genuinely happy.

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Mental Sanctuary

Step into a personalized mindfulness hub. Log your daily emoji and unlock an instant, data-visualized breakdown of your emotional trends. Need a reset? Tap into animated breathing guides, practice built-in gratitude prompts, or listen to Mom's personal guided meditations. For deep focus or sleep, activate ambient soundscapes—featuring organic loop tech and smooth volume fading so your peace is never abruptly broken.

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RPE-Driven Smart Workout Log

Ditch the basic fitness counters. Track your training using professional metrics like RPE intensity scales, durations, and targeted disciplines—including Zone 2, HIIT, and Muscle-Specific Bodybuilding. Visualize your consistency via a beautifully color-coded 30-day interactive calendar matrix. Crush your weekly 3-workout streak to unlock exclusive achievement badges and make Mom genuinely proud of your gains!

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Visual 50/30/20 Finance Mentor

Take control of your wealth with an automated 50/30/20 budget matrix. MadreMia dynamically calculates your dynamic daily spending allowance based on the days left in the month, flashing a vibrant visual color-alert the second you approach the financial danger zone. Need motivation? Lock in your dream goal with custom photo uploads—the closer you get to your savings target, the more your goal's image visually reveals itself, gamifying your journey to financial freedom!

Using an iPhone?

MadreMia is currently available for Android, but the iOS version is already in the oven! Join the waitlist today and Mom will notify you first when it drops.

Behind the App

Why we built MadreMia

Standard habit trackers are boring. They send cold, robotic notifications that are way too easy to swipe away and ignore. We realized what we actually needed was someone who genuinely cares—and isn't afraid to nag us to get things done.

"We needed an app that forces us to lock our screens, stretch our backs, and actually drink water. And honestly, who could possibly do a better job at that than Mom?"

— The Team at Health App Labs